Official Website for Captain Bastard!. Key West, Florida : Home

Hey Folks, Welcome Aboard the website. I'll be your Captain and help you navigate these shark infested waters. Captains of Ships, Planes and Leaders of Men. They are tough and they mean well. They can be a real Bastard at times! We all know a Captain Bastard! Give the bastard you know the gift that lets them know how much of a Bastard they really are.

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Captain Bastard Cap

Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and patented hidden tail.

Captain Bastard is an American Hero!

Choose your designs carefully. There are all kinds of Bastards out there. Some might just pull rank on your ass!

Captain Bastard is an old Salty Sea Going Bastard

Works and plays on the Water! Hes a bastard on land or offshore. But either way, hell bring you back alive and smilin. Just make sure you dont piss him off. Otherwise youll be swimmin back to shore. Or Shark Bait!!!!!!